Tuesday, 17 November 2009

The traveller monologues

Hei mehn, wenna arrife in UK i we fost call mama sufi to tell ham dat emi o, Moruf Oladimeji Bello ti di kini,ti di ero UK,a de ma se big time ni Peckham...

Mo se se de lati Uk ni, mo lo on a shopping spreed...ah te ba ri bag DicKNeeY ti mo ra very nize...very clazzic...

Chineke, Huston be like paradise,gbam... I see toooo mayknee faces...Ndubuisi, ndigbo wan,his house e be like palace, and Ezeego, chief naon,you know him, his car, my God be like aeloplane...if you see their wife,na so so Chanel dem dey wear with louis nwavitton...

Oh herlow, I'm arlright, I jurst gert berck from Lorndon yesterday...it wars really nize, and irts furnny I carnt even speak yoruba anymore, oh I staryed around west norwood so there were alot of naijar pirple burt we ornly speaked english you know...oh you're coming over,that's nize innit...

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Various clerks logues...

A. Hello babe I will like to knw more abt u...i like ur pic u luk so gorgeous
and nice.where r u frm?i wish to knw u.hope u r not disturb sexy.let me
hear frm u.thanks

B. Am harry by name,just true with ur profile, am an engineer in an internet service provider company in nigeria...i'll like to known you more better than this if you dont mind and i'll be glad if u can add me on your list ..if.. u dont mind this my contact phone number +2348030834523 harry..waiting to hear from you..

C. Nice pic with a gud posture u gat .really u look maginificent even without bn told i guess u know.it will be nice if we both get hook up on net,that is if u're down with it.mosco@yahoo.com my personal mail.the latter is my yahoo id.do ve a gud noon.hey,the name is ayowale elliot...

D. Hi baby am happy 2 hav u as my friend, can we share dat ur beautiful smile 2gether? I luv u

E. Hello Sexy,
Wow! U look like a customized oven baked bread built for my taste alone, Your skin so fresh like a new born baby, Your eyeballs so sexy and fascinating, Shinny eyebalss you got, Your Denttition so white and pure by the way what kind of toothpaste do you use? Your lips so soft like they have never been kissed before. Well would not mind to roll with a Pretty Queen like you though am not perfect but could be the BEST you ever wanted. I wish you find my letter interesting babe.. So if you do, Hit me up on on IM at john.turner at yahoo dot com
Would be glad to read from you as soon as possible,

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