Inspired by Pesh's monologues

Question: What's your name??
Pesh: Peshon

Flala let me cut the paytato into chicks...let we eat chicks and chicken

Let me on the generator...only haf kek petrol...it will do us till night.

you say let me cut onions, cutting tomato and cutting pepe, no tatashe...

what we are cooking today...there's only graning pepe no cutting pepe

Question: Is there mayonnaise
Pesh: I don gnaw...there's no mayonese..
Question: ahn ahn there's no mayonnaise...BAMA
Pesh: O there's Bama no mayonese...

Question: Is Ibrahim your boyfriend?
Pesh: Pls don ever never in the name of God call Ibrahim my boyfriend.

Why that gel come here? ok shis his gelfrend...(answer=NO)...ehn shis not his gelfrend...he not even want to frend ha...he just use and dump ha...eya...

Question: who is this boy?
Pesh: YOUR GUY