Conductor: OBALENDE, BALENDE, BALENDE, WO LE, WO LE, WO, LE...KO LO...DRIVER KO LO SE...
Receptionist: Scuse me, Oga conductor, can I be given my change?
Conductor: ,MADAN, WAIT NOUN, YOU SEE SAY I DEY COLLET MONEY FOR PIPU HAN...KO JOKO JARE...
Receptionist: Please there is no need to showert at me...I just want my change and I want to get down...I am late for work as it is already...I am a receptionist and I have no time to drag words with a conductor...
Conductor: ABOLOSHI LE LEI NI, WO AUNTY, E DE FUN RA YIN BRAIN...KINI CONCAIN ME IF YOU ARE RECEPTIONIS...E KO SKIRT OSHI KURO NI WAJU MI JO...
Receptionist: WO, bobo yin, mo ti mello fun e tipe ni, e mi gan o gbadun...ma wo sket yen rara..ti office no yen..,wo ma da seria fun e...iwo bawo...emi o mo ajegunle tele...ti ba wo e...jo bamu mu change mi..ole..oloriburuku, bo se ma cheat eyan all the time le mo...wo daun mo ra ye gbo gbo shit e yin...
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hahaha she dropped the english fast! omg!! haha
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