Monday, 18 May 2009

The Mallam monologues...various incidents...

Ah, gwood aptanwoon...Madam she dwon cwamot since pipe days agwo...
Wetin you want make a tell am...

Owk, make a tell am say Aunty Baby cwome pwor house cwome check am...

Wetin you wan bwuy...Akin bwiscuit...A no get am pwor here...a get am cwoaster, cabin, sfeedy, digestibe...

Dambroba sege, a no pit ofen gate pwor you...i say Owga e no dey pwor house...

A no get am por Benson an Heges, a get San mworis, white london...

Make i fut am on por gyenarator...diesel she no dey...make a buy am diesel...

cwastoma, wetin you want twamatoes, anians, feffer, cwarrot, garlic, cwastoma, cwastoma a get am pwor hear...

1 comment:

  1. lol...sounds like this hausa man is slightly paranoid or has some form oh delusion...sorry i just finished my psych final and im diagnosing everyone. but i like this cos i can hear his everyword!! keep on the great work

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