Tuesday, 19 May 2009

The Lastma officials...various monologues...

The road-side official: EH YOU STOP DEIR...SHIFT...WHERE IS YOUR PATICOOLAS...WHEN YOU GET TO AWA OFFIZE YOU WE NO WOT YOU DO...LEZ GO...

Ah so bros, kini solushun nisi...mo ti so fun yin...if we rish awa offize mi le hebu yin mo...so make you tok suntin shap shap...e fe comply, wea sha...

A bros, mo ti so, offize la wa...owo Oga lo wa nisi...ok te ba duro ki Oga lo...a kan relate, a se one or two tins...

The Oga official: Yex, good evenin...waz goin on ere...so dese is a wan way offenze...may I see your paticoolers...are you a student...sho me yor identivicazion cad...you attend univasity ovasees...so why are you driving ere...we are tryin to betha awa roads and tranpot syztem ere and you com from ovas and distroy awa wok...ehen so whoze drivas lizenze is dese...ow do you get it...wer is yor fada?shud he not be ere to bay you out...awon omo isiyin...

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