The cool,young driver vs The competent,young househelp

Monday: Tawa, plis get me water
Tawa: Ahn ahn, mr monday se e mo ona kitchen abi tap ni. where did you see your housegirl?
Monday: ahn ahn abi ori e yi ni, you dey crase?ahn ahn ahn e ma wo gel yi sha. if i tear you slap, your eyes will see four thins togeda.idiot
Tawa: bro driver agbaya, slap me now slap me....were also, alai ni kan se...wo you didnt paid my salary so i cannot hansa when you tok to me...nonsense
Monday: ah if no be say ma papa die sebi i do js3,i would not haf been haguin hover common cold water wit you...

Madam: ahn tawa, monday what's all this shouting...kilo fari wo, ile baba yin le wa ni?

tawa,monday: e ma binu ma

Madam: what happened

Tawa: mummy, bro monday wo nu ile wa won de so pe kin fun awon ni omi...mo de so fun won strait wi pe i can't do it where did you put your housegirl...bin se so bai ni won ni awon ma gba mi leti...mo de ka wo leri, mo clap hands me mon wo...

Monday: ko le da fun oniro laye yin..mummy ewo...i hasd for water from her and she said where did i put housegirl...nonsense...o ti pe, for a long time now, i have been telling ar not to be talking to me like dat..just because i am a driver does not mean she should talk to me like a little small boy...d oda day ti mo n reverse pada seyin, she was standing dere waiting for me to beg ar to move from my back...mummy hep me to warn her...i will not take it lightly wit ar...pls...